英語搞笑句子
funny sentences
搞笑的英語語句
A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!
幽默的英文句子
【第一條】英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文：考試害了多少個(gè)孩子，讓多少誠實(shí)的孩子學(xué)會(huì)了作弊。
【第二條】英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文：對(duì)于美女，看兩眼就行，轉(zhuǎn)身告訴自己，我老婆比她們都好。
【第三條】英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文：你有沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)，那些討厭你的人，長(zhǎng)得都特別丑。
【第四條】英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文：自從會(huì)玩QQ后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我拼音越來越好了，讀書都沒這效果。
【第五條】英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個(gè)妞。
【第六條】英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!中文：我抽的不是煙，也不是寂寞，是二手煙
【第七條】英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文：考試有人靠的是實(shí)力，而我靠的是豐富的想象力。
【第八條】英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文：國外：思想和才能才是王道，國內(nèi)：關(guān)系和馬屁才能橫行。
【第九條】英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.中文：聽到老師說又要開始罰錢，我就知道是他工資花完了。
【第十條】英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.中文：男人情史豐富那叫風(fēng)流，女人情史豐富那叫風(fēng)騷。
【第十一條】英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.中文：一個(gè)人快活，兩個(gè)人生活，三個(gè)人就是你死我活。
【第十二條】英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.中文：毛爺爺說，不以結(jié)婚為目的的搞對(duì)象都是耍流氓。
【第十三條】英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?中文：大哥，把你臉上的分辨率調(diào)低點(diǎn)好嗎
【第十四條】英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.中文：天上沒有白掉的餡餅，倒有白掉的磚頭。
【第十五條】英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!中文：理想就像內(nèi)褲，要有，但不能逢人就去證明你有
【第十六條】英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.中文：再多各自牛逼的時(shí)光 也比不上一起傻逼的歲月。
【第十七條】英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.中文：思想有多遠(yuǎn)，你就滾多遠(yuǎn)；光速有多快，你就滾多快。
【第十八條】英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.中文：中國人就兩大特點(diǎn)：一，不愛說實(shí)話；二，不愛聽實(shí)話。
【第十九條】英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.中文：你長(zhǎng)的很愛國，很敬業(yè)，很有骨氣。
【第二十條】英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.中文：女子無才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
【第二十一條】英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.中文：你丫別跟哥談良心，哥沒有，上幾天剛捐了。
【第二十二條】英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.中文：去去去，別糟蹋青春那兩字了，你都已經(jīng)立秋了。
【第二十三條】英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.中文：女人有倆張嘴，一張嘴道是非，一張嘴會(huì)吃人。
【第二十四條】英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.中文：其實(shí)，一天班可短暫了，電腦一開一關(guān)就過去了。
【第二十五條】英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.中文：把你們?cè)趯W(xué)校所學(xué)的知識(shí)統(tǒng)統(tǒng)忘掉，剩下的就是素質(zhì)。
【第二十六條】英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何處理倒霉。
【第二十七條】英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都準(zhǔn)備好才下鍋。
【第二十八條】英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.中文：上聯(lián)：活著沒意義，下聯(lián)：自殺沒勇氣，橫批：白走一回。
【第二十九條】英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry!中文：我的原則是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生氣
【第三十條】英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.中文：過完了今天，就不要再見面，我害怕每天醒來揍你好幾遍。
【第三十一條】英文：What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose.中文：我什么都要，就是不要臉。
什么都吃，就是不吃虧。
【第三十二條】英文：The moment when his grandson, because the world is your uncle.中文：時(shí)刻把自己當(dāng)孫子，因?yàn)槿澜缍寄愦鬆數(shù)摹?/p>
【第三十三條】英文：Single sister, I always strive for; to a married woman, I never give up.中文：對(duì)單身妹妹，我始終爭(zhēng)?。粚?duì)有夫之婦，我從未放棄。
【第三十四條】英文：Some people, really let you feel bad, some people, to learn to let you have a toothache!中文：有些人，認(rèn)真的讓你心疼，有些人，欠扁的讓你牙疼
【第三十五條】英文：When I was young I like to play hide and seek, when the friends are hidden well, I went home.中文：小時(shí)候我喜歡玩捉迷藏，當(dāng)朋友們都藏好后，我就回家。
【第三十六條】英文：Real drunby, dare to face itself has no thickness.中文：真正的裝逼，敢于直面本身沒有厚度的臉皮。
【第三十七條】英文：My this life altogether wrong two things, one is born, the other is to live.中文：我這一生一共做錯(cuò)兩件事，其一是生出來，另一是活下去。
【第三十八條】英文：I stand in the streets of Tokyo, loudly singing the Anthem of Japan -- we are Qin Shousheng.中文：我站在東京街頭，大聲高歌日本國歌——我們都是秦壽生。
【第三十九條】英文：Saw the ugly, had not seen so ugly. At first glance the pretty ugly, a more careful look ugly!中文：見過丑的，沒見過這么丑的。
乍一看挺丑，仔細(xì)一看更丑
【第四十條】英文：Test book, simply pig. Don't panic if caught cheating, pretend to be.中文：考試不翻書，簡(jiǎn)直頭豬。
作弊不要慌，逮到就要裝。
【第四十一條】英文：Political fail? Normal! China 1300000000 people, it's your turn when the president?中文：政治不及格
正常
中國13億人，輪到你當(dāng)國家主席嗎
【第四十二條】英文：Who dares to invade China, we can only give it a Chinese sentence: the bathroom lighting.中文：誰再敢侵略中國，我們只能送它一句中文：廁所里點(diǎn)燈。
