你的人生信仰是什么啊

座右銘呢

人生目標(biāo)是什么

很多很多，而且都很華麗，不實(shí)用。

我給你一個(gè)人人都用，天天都用的：飯前便后要洗手

有關(guān)學(xué)習(xí)或人生的座右銘

1:反省不是去后悔,是為前進(jìn)鋪路 2:如果要飛得高,就該把地平線忘掉. 3:雖然過去不能改變,未來可以 4:哭著流淚是怯懦的宣泄,笑著流淚是勇敢的宣言. 5:重要的不是要得到什么,是珍重已經(jīng)擁有的 6:所有的魅力在習(xí)慣面前都將無色 7:人生的目的不是為了活得長,是為了活得好 8:摔倒了爬起來就好 9:愿望是半個(gè)生命,淡漠是半個(gè)死亡. 10:失去金錢事小,失去名譽(yù)事大,失去了勇氣就失去了一切 11:如果敵人讓你生氣,那說明你沒有勝他的把握. 12:不怕失敗的人比不失敗的人強(qiáng) 13:只要你確信自己正確就去做。

做了有人說不好,不做還是有人說不好。

不要逃避批判 14:幸福就像香水,灑給別人也一定會感染自己 15:太陽照亮人生的路,月亮照亮心靈的路 國外： money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 鈔票不是萬能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡. one should love animals. they are so tasty. 每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸? save water. shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡. love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道. behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè). every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來. success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系). never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng). (老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈) children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩. your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. 現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來,所以還是再睡一會吧. there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來. hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? 努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明. work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作. god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地. when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是! a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看. the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn. 學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學(xué)來著?!誰了解女人

? the nice women are ugly. 好女人不漂亮。

the beautiful women are not nice. 漂亮女人不好。

the beautiful and nice women are general stupid. 又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。

the beautiful, nice and clever women are married. 又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都結(jié)婚了。

the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty. 不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身貧寒。

the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we areonly after their lordliness. 不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高貴的女人會認(rèn)為我們看上的是他們的權(quán)勢。

the beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness. 而沒有權(quán)勢但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我們的權(quán)勢。

com the clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don‘t think we are clever enough.