其一
1、Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
2、Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
3、Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4、Lovetheneighbor.Butdon‘tgetcaught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5、Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
6、Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7、Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
8、"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.
“現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。
9、Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來。
10、"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"
“努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!”不過我不會(huì)用自己去證明。
其二
1、"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。
2、Whentwo‘scompany,three‘stheresult!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是
3、Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you?
大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
4、Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
5、One should love animals They are so tasty
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
6、One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧。
7、Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa
鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
8、Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng)。( 勵(lì)志天下 www.cnfla.net )
10、If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
還能沖動(dòng)，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動(dòng)，表示你還不懂生活。
其三
1、Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
懷才就像懷孕，時(shí)間長了才能看出來。
2、God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
3、"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!”不過我不會(huì)用自己去證明。
4、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。
5、The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
初戀的魅力是我們的無知，而這種無知終將過去。
6、No love true as love that dies untold.
沒有比未露而逝的愛情更真。
7、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
8、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
9、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
10、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
其四
1、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there
are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
2、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
3、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。
4、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞，他會(huì)給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系)。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng)。 (老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈)
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。
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