圣誕節(jié)了唐人游神仙道這幾天有什么活動(dòng)啊,誰(shuí)知道說(shuō)說(shuō)吧
你好,一,滾雪球、二,Q俠逆襲記。
三,種樹(shù)獲聲望,四,天降財(cái)神。
這是兄弟玩的,應(yīng)該都一樣。
兄弟玩粉絲團(tuán)。
給老師的圣誕節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)
Much joy to you in the upcoming year. 愿您在新的一年充滿(mǎn)快樂(lè). Thank you for all you have done for us. 感謝您為我們所做的一切。
Well be here after the New Year. 新年過(guò)后,我們會(huì)再回來(lái)。
We wont forget you this holiday season. 假期里,我們不會(huì)忘記您的。
Thank you for your hard work and patience on this holiday season. 值此佳節(jié),謹(jǐn)對(duì)您的辛勤栽培表示感謝。
Thank you for not as signing homework this holiday season. 感謝您沒(méi)有留假期作業(yè)。
I look forward to your class after the new year. 我期待著新年過(guò)后,再上您的課。
Wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas. 祝福您及全家圣誕快樂(lè)。
A merry Christmas from all of your students. 祝您圣誕快樂(lè),您的全體學(xué)生敬上。
1,因?yàn)榭紤]過(guò)幾天鋪天蓋地的祝福短信會(huì)塞滿(mǎn)你的手機(jī),所以我決定提前行動(dòng)占領(lǐng)最高地,要祝福的都排到后面去,“圣誕快樂(lè)
”我第一。
2,我跟你講不要跟他講,因?yàn)樗抑v叫我不要跟你講,現(xiàn)在我跟你講,不要跟他講我跟你講過(guò),如果他問(wèn)你,我有沒(méi)有跟你講,你就講我沒(méi)跟你講:圣誕快樂(lè)
3,親愛(ài)的老師:為答謝您多年來(lái)對(duì)我的關(guān)心和教導(dǎo),在圣誕前舉行酬賓活動(dòng),凡在我心中有崇高地位的人都將獲得由我免費(fèi)提供的價(jià)值人民幣一毛錢(qián)的圣誕短信一條。
4,圣誕老人留言:因昨晚沒(méi)有襪子裝禮物,只好折成現(xiàn)金存入你的帳戶(hù)--請(qǐng)務(wù)必在一小時(shí)內(nèi)查詢(xún)六次信用卡帳戶(hù),即可到帳
5,您是不是正等待著圣誕老人鉆煙囪給您送圣誕節(jié)禮物啊
別再傻等了,今年他不會(huì)來(lái)了,因?yàn)槿ツ晁荒某粢m子熏昏了
哈哈…圣誕快樂(lè)
請(qǐng)大家提供一些好一點(diǎn)的圣誕祝語(yǔ)來(lái)參考參考.
一、中文祝詞·愿將我的懷念和祝福,濃縮在芬郁的卡片中,在此安謐的節(jié)日,默默送給你。
·白色的雪,綠色的樹(shù),襯著紅杉皓須的慈愛(ài)老人,駕著轆轆車(chē)報(bào)送平安,帶給所有的人們
·平安夜,報(bào)平安,今夜如果祥和的旋律從你的夢(mèng)中流過(guò),那么你是否想到,是我跨越關(guān)山千萬(wàn)重來(lái)入夢(mèng)。
·鐘聲已響起,在久久的仰視中,有一片暖意,也靜穆如鐘地在心頭升起。
·圣誕節(jié)踮著腳尖,輕快地走來(lái),請(qǐng)迎著她輕輕地,輕輕地說(shuō)出你心中的期待
·在經(jīng)過(guò)了一段長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的冷寂后,圣誕節(jié)正向我們走來(lái),也許她最珍貴的就是讓人們擺脫寒冬,重歸溫馨的記憶。
·風(fēng)飄送導(dǎo)醒的鐘聲,你曾否開(kāi)啟緊閉的心扉,傾聽(tīng)那風(fēng)中的訊息。
·面對(duì)圣誕,面對(duì)這樣的節(jié)日身邊匆匆而過(guò)的人們,想起你,心中有一種感動(dòng):愛(ài),便是這種無(wú)法言說(shuō)的緣吧。
·圣誕聲中喚醒愛(ài)的氛圍,只有愛(ài)——是一顆永恒的北斗,照亮我們的來(lái)路和我們的歸途,讓我們彼此珍惜。
·鐘聲奏響了,久違的鐘聲,從十二月的樹(shù)梢沉進(jìn)葉脈,向冬天的根部深入,我的靈魂迎接這至愛(ài)的暖流,我的心,深深祝福你
·在這生命復(fù)蘇的季節(jié),當(dāng)記取愛(ài)是永不止息的
·請(qǐng)聽(tīng),季節(jié)深處,一碧甜甜的清音,汩汩地流出。
·且籍箴言般的鐘聲,傳達(dá)我至愛(ài)的情懷
·我相信,能夠成為祝福的,就是我們需要的;我相信,能夠祝福的,都是可愛(ài)的;在至愛(ài)的圣誕節(jié),我深深祝福你
·選這張賀卡,或許它能道盡我心中的每一份祝福,每一種愿望,也能描繪我心中的每一道細(xì)節(jié),每一個(gè)企盼,且寄予你深切的關(guān)懷。
·美好的回憶中融進(jìn)深深的祝福,溫馨的思念里帶去默默的祈禱,多多保重,如愿而歸
·在這嚴(yán)冬愉悅節(jié)日,愿籍這張小小的卡片遙祝你,平安,幸福
·愿你有一個(gè)銀白色的圣誕。
·一份小小的賀卡,一聲親切的問(wèn)候,愿你,佳節(jié)快樂(lè),圣誕開(kāi)心
·在這闊別的歲月里,悠悠思念,且籍此小小卡片,為我們的友情熱絡(luò),也愿它帶給你快樂(lè)無(wú)數(shù),在這潔白的圣誕節(jié)日
·歲月悠悠,時(shí)光如流,恰是懷念最多時(shí),且寄予無(wú)限的祝福,祝圣誕快樂(lè)
·愿圣誕的歡樂(lè)和溫馨,帶給你家無(wú)邊的幸福。
·獻(xiàn)上祥和與愛(ài)心,在圣誕以至永遠(yuǎn)
·歲月如詩(shī),句句悠揚(yáng)。
友誼如歌,余音繞梁。
溫馨季節(jié),思念滿(mǎn)懷,愿你圣誕快樂(lè)
二、英文祝詞 ·Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a Happy New Year! ·Beautiful dream comes true ·Bring you Good wishes of happiness. This Christmas and on the coming year. ·During this Season may the loy and love of Christmas be yours. ·Each Christmas brings me wonderful thoughts and memories... and you get lots of presents, Oh well, Merry Christmas. ·Greeting you warmly with a wish that's sincere for a healthy happy and wonderful days. ·Have a heartwarming holiday! Warmest wishes for a very merry Christmas ·Have a Wonderful Holiday Season! ·Here are special greetings And the best of wishes, too - May Christmas and the coming year Bring happiness to you! ·Hope your holiday is great and your New Year a prosperous one. ·Hope you holidays are filled with all you favorite things this Christmas ... and all the happiness you could wish for. ·I could always tell that you wrapped Santa's presents ·I hope you will join with me in bringing in the new spring. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ·In our hearts, we'll always be near Merry Christmas! ·Joy to the World. Wishing you an extremely merry Chirstmas ·Joyous Christmas! Warm Holiday Wishes! ·May Happiness follow wherever you go ·May Peace and Happiness be with you at this holy Chirstmas season and always. ·May magic fill your days and all your dreams come true this holiday season. ·May the blessings of Christmas fill you heart with hope and joy! ·May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you today and always. ·May the light of our Savior's love be with you at Christmas and always... and all the happiness you could wish for. ·May the light of the holiday season shine brightly in your heart ·May the magic of this Christmas season fill your heart with peace. ·May you be blessed with all things bright and beautiful at Christmastime and Always ·May your Christmas be merry as a song And your heart be happy the whole year long! ·May your days be filled with love and light. wanted. ·Merry Christmas ... and all the happiness you could wish for. ·Merry Christmas and then happy days over and over again ! ·Peace on earth, good will to men... ·Season's Greetings and Best Wishes for the Coming year ·Sending you wishes for holidays that begin and on a happy note. Wishing you happiness always. ·Sing a song of seasons; Something bright in all ... ·Sleight bells are jingling through the night. Children are singing spirits and bright ... Merry Christmas! ·Should you see flowers in bloom, you would see smiles at a lover of beauty. ·Thanks for making every thing right! Merry Christmas! ·The Christmas we were going to tell everyone that the real meaning of the Season was not gifts ... ·The presents are wrapped, the stockings all hung, all that's left now is the holiday fun! Merry Christmass! ·This holiday season, it seems everyone is watching their weight ... :) ·To be frazzled! Best wishes for a calm and peacefl and Holiday Season! ·To wish you all the joy of Christmas and happiness all through the New Year. ·To wish you happiness at Christmas time. ·To wish you happiness for the christmas season and the coming year. ·We wish you a merry christmas & a happy new year. ·Wishing you a bright white holiday full of love... ·Wishing You a Happy Christmas and to hope the New Year too. Will be a very prosperous Healthy and Happy Time for you ... ·Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas seasons ·Wishing you all the joys of the Christmas season and have very happy New Year may you enjoy good health in the coming year ·Wishing you and those around you a very merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year ·Wishing you the Gifts of Peace and Happiness this Christmas and throughout the New Year三、20種語(yǔ)言說(shuō)圣誕快樂(lè)·China(中國(guó)) - Sheng Dan Kuai Le ·Italy(意大利) - Bion Natale ·Belgium(比利時(shí)) - Zalige Kertfeest·Mexico(墨西哥)- Feliz Navidad ·Denmark(丹麥) - Glaedelig Jul·Netherlands(荷蘭) - Hartelijke Kerstroeten ·Sweden(瑞典) - God Jul·Norway(挪威) - Gledelig Jul ·England(英國(guó)) - Happy Christmas·Poland(波蘭)- Boze Narodzenie ·Finland(芬蘭) - Hauskaa Joulua·Portugal(葡萄牙) - Boas Festas ·France(法國(guó)) - Joyeux Noel·Romania(羅馬尼亞)- Sarbatori vesele ·Germany(德國(guó)) - Frohliche Weihnachten·Russia(俄羅斯) - Hristos Razdajetsja ·Greece(希臘) - Eftihismena Christougenna·Spain(西班牙) - Felices Pascuas,Feliz Navidad ·Ireland(愛(ài)爾蘭) - Nodlig mhaith chugnat·Wales(威爾士) - Nadolig Llawen
圣誕節(jié)送女朋友的祝福語(yǔ)
元旦圣誕祝福語(yǔ):1. 圣誕攜手元旦,變成好事雙黃蛋,讓好運(yùn)砸出個(gè)金蛋,讓事業(yè)生出個(gè)彩蛋,讓?xiě)n愁滾蛋,讓霉運(yùn)完蛋,讓我送你開(kāi)心快樂(lè)雙蛋,愿你“雙蛋”快樂(lè)!2. 圣誕挨著元旦,元旦連著新年,祝福密似子彈,問(wèn)候如同重磅炸彈。
我的短信是飛毛腿導(dǎo)彈,釋放快樂(lè)原子樂(lè)翻天;我的祝福是糖衣炮彈,愿你的生活比蜜甜! 3. 圣誕元旦串一串,開(kāi)心快樂(lè)永不散;好運(yùn)幸福串一串,家庭和睦財(cái)不散;朋友祝福串一串,友誼常青情不散;轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)短信串一串,保你圣誕元旦福不斷! 4. 發(fā)條短信,元旦祝福,收到就好,有空就回,沒(méi)空就算,要是想我,就來(lái)電話(huà),隨時(shí)恭候,圣誕節(jié)到,快樂(lè)就好,愿你開(kāi)心,祝你幸福,一切都為你! 5. 圣誕狂歡,元旦小憩。
揮手過(guò)往,塵埃落定。
迎接新年,快樂(lè)無(wú)敵。
放松心情,能量積蓄。
共盼美好,祝福真切。
閃亮人生,精彩同行。
祝節(jié)后愉快! 6. 送走圣誕迎元旦,好日成雙不間斷。
張燈結(jié)彩風(fēng)景美,家和國(guó)強(qiáng)人人歡。
吉祥如意來(lái)報(bào)到,煩惱憂(yōu)愁丟一邊。
美酒佳肴吃不盡,祝福話(huà)兒說(shuō)不完。
祝你生活如蜜,事業(yè)中天! 7. 寒冬臘月人人歡,過(guò)完圣誕迎元旦。
吉祥的祝福數(shù)不盡,開(kāi)心的話(huà)兒說(shuō)不完。
迎來(lái)送往客人多,家家戶(hù)戶(hù)笑開(kāi)顏。
煙花爆竹放的歡,熱熱鬧鬧過(guò)元旦。
祝你元旦快樂(lè),生活美滿(mǎn)! 8. 圣誕老人壞了馬車(chē),沒(méi)有送去我的禮物;元旦列車(chē)發(fā)車(chē)晚點(diǎn),沒(méi)有傳去我的祝福。
新春來(lái)臨之際,我只好親自出發(fā)送問(wèn)候,不管收到早晚,都要好好珍藏。
9. 圣誕的腳步近了,能聞到淡淡的甜蜜;元旦的慶祝近了,能感到輕輕地溫馨;我的祝福也近了,愿你幸福又開(kāi)心。
這條預(yù)熱短信,你也不要錯(cuò)過(guò)。
10. 圣誕祝福從天降,手機(jī)鈴聲響叮當(dāng),送你祝福要成雙,愿你快樂(lè)到天荒,元旦很快要到來(lái),送個(gè)開(kāi)心到你懷,伴你順心又愉快,事業(yè)成功大發(fā)財(cái)。
關(guān)于百鬼的句子有哪些
道一把椅子雙簧《過(guò)》上場(chǎng):鞠躬齊說(shuō):祝大家新年,身體健康,家庭幸福事如意。
甲:快過(guò)年了,我倆給大伙演一段雙簧。
乙:逗逗樂(lè)子,讓您高興。
甲:哎,那位同志說(shuō)啥叫雙簧
乙:噢,簡(jiǎn)單地說(shuō)就是一個(gè)演(作動(dòng)作)甲:一個(gè)說(shuō)(指口型)乙:說(shuō)的不演,演的不說(shuō)。
甲:但演的必須根據(jù)說(shuō)的臺(tái)詞做動(dòng)作。
乙:說(shuō)的必須讓演的聽(tīng)見(jiàn)。
甲:當(dāng)然,你這不是廢話(huà)嗎
乙:那我們誰(shuí)來(lái)演,誰(shuí)來(lái)說(shuō)呢
甲:那肯定是我來(lái)說(shuō),你來(lái)演嘍(指對(duì)方)乙:沒(méi)問(wèn)題,那我要先去化化裝。
甲:好的(乙下)。
今天我們給大家表演一個(gè)老大爺過(guò)年的故事,我在椅子后面說(shuō),他在前面演,雖然聽(tīng)起來(lái)簡(jiǎn)單,但要配合好可不容易喲,這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間該化好裝了吧
(面向后臺(tái))喂,好了沒(méi)有。
乙:好了好了(以老大爺動(dòng)作出場(chǎng))甲:那咱就開(kāi)始吧。
(乙坐在椅子上,面向觀眾,甲在椅子后,乙一拍巴掌,甲說(shuō)臺(tái)詞,乙模擬口型并做動(dòng)作,開(kāi)始表演。
)甲:北風(fēng)那個(gè)吹,雪花那個(gè)飄?。ㄗ鲃?dòng)作)(起身做動(dòng)作)雪花那個(gè)飄飄,年來(lái)到了(做可憐的動(dòng)作和表情)乙:(面對(duì)甲)停停停,大過(guò)年的應(yīng)該高興,怎么演成白大俠了。
甲:對(duì)對(duì)對(duì),我把這茬忘了,要演高興的。
乙:就是,演高興的甲:咱重來(lái)(乙拍巴掌,說(shuō)臺(tái)詞,做動(dòng)作)新年到,新年到,男女老少都?xì)g笑。
買(mǎi)年貨,貼春聯(lián),穿新衣,戴新帽,大街小巷真熱鬧,別看我老漢六十八,扭段秧歌不算啥,(不算啥,起身)嗆嗆起嗆起(由慢到快)乙:停停停,你想累死我呀
甲:你不是說(shuō)“扭段秧歌不算啥嗎”
乙:你那么快,誰(shuí)受得了。
甲:那咱來(lái)段慢的乙:好甲:那咱重新開(kāi)始(乙坐在椅子上,甲蹲在后面,乙拍巴掌)甲:過(guò)大年,真熱鬧家家戶(hù)戶(hù)放鞭炮聽(tīng)的我老漢心癢癢我也想出去放苦鞭炮(停,起身,走)說(shuō)走就走,說(shuō)放就放,我放一個(gè)二踢腳。
乙:拿出一炮,放在地上,點(diǎn)燃,躲開(kāi),捂耳朵動(dòng)作甲:嘶………咚,叭乙:(拍手、高興)甲:太好了,太好了,再放一個(gè)(動(dòng)作同上)甲:嘶……嘶…(沒(méi)有聲音)乙:(疑惑的,等了很久,依然沒(méi)有聲音,走過(guò)去,彎下腰,拿起炮仗看是否滅火)甲:(突然):咚,叭乙:哎喲,我的眼(手捂眼睛被炸狀,坐在地上。
)(起,謝幕下)
圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)搞笑話(huà)劇 拜托
Aladdin story (comedy) An American , A French and a Chinese walk in the desert , Go and go and see a bottle , After opening the Cork flying out of a person to , The man said :“ I am immortal , I can meet each of you three wishes Americans first rushing said :“ My first wish is to be a lot of money Immortal says :“ This simple , Meet you ! Talk about the second wish Americans say : I would also like a lot of money Immortal after meeting his desire , Americans have also said that his third wish :“ I get home Immortal says :“ No problem Americans with a lot of money back to the United States. Immortals also asked the French. French say :“ I want beauty !“ God gave him Belle. French also said : I would also like to beauty !“ Immortals also meet his , Giving him beauty. French last when it comes to :“ Take me back to France Immortal after returning to ask the Chinese to French. The Chinese say :“ A bottle of ER Guo TOU God gave him . Asked what was his second wish. The Chinese say : A bottle of ER Guo TOU Immortal asked what was his third wish. The Chinese say :“ I quite like to French and American , You put them all back The French and United States popular joy , But helpless , Three people had to walk on Walked walks has seen a bottle , After opening the plug out of a person to, The man said :“ I am just the immortals by disciple , Mana not his strength, So I have to meet each of you two wishes.“ The French and United States people together as a whole think let the Chinese say as good, That was his back. So Chinese people said :“ We'll give you a bottle of ER Guo TOU.“ Immortal satisfy his desire. French and the Americans urging Chinese say second wish. Chinese gently after drinking a strong spirit of God says:........ The line, you can go Americans and the French in a huff followed the Chinese continued to travel, walk walk see a bottle After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said: “I'm the one immortal apprentice apprentice , I can only meet each of you one wish! ” The Americans hurriedly rushing said :“ I never want to see the Chinese people. Immortal said : all right. ”, Then turn to ask the French: “ You then? The French hurried to say : I do not want to see the Chinese people. ” Immortal says :“ Good. And then turn to ask the Chinese: do you? ” The Chinese say: “ They say doesn't count ” 。
As a result the Americans and the French hate Chinese people, walk walk see a bottle After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said :“ I'm the one immortal disciple disciple disciple , I only met three of you one wish! The Americans and the French chorus of whispered: the Chinese say nothing pretty . The man says: “ Good ” , Thus turn to ask the Chinese: “ Say what you want to
” The Chinese say: “ Let them back to their country, don't follow me suffer. ” 阿拉丁神燈的故事(搞笑版) 一個(gè)美國(guó)人,一個(gè)法國(guó)人還有一個(gè)中國(guó)人走在大沙漠中,走著走著看到一個(gè)瓶子,打開(kāi)瓶塞后飄出來(lái)一個(gè)人來(lái),那個(gè)人說(shuō):“我是神仙,我能滿(mǎn)足你們每個(gè)人三個(gè)愿望 美國(guó)人第一個(gè)搶著說(shuō):“我第一個(gè)愿望是要很多的錢(qián) 神仙說(shuō):“這個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單,滿(mǎn)足你!說(shuō)說(shuō)第二個(gè)愿望吧 美國(guó)人說(shuō):我還要很多的錢(qián) 神仙滿(mǎn)足他的愿望后,美國(guó)人又說(shuō)了他的第三個(gè)愿望:“把我弄回家 神仙說(shuō):“沒(méi)問(wèn)題于是美國(guó)人帶著很多的錢(qián)回了美國(guó). 神仙又問(wèn)法國(guó)人. 法國(guó)人說(shuō):“我要美女!“神仙給了他美女. 法國(guó)人又說(shuō):我還要美女!“神仙也滿(mǎn)足了他,給了他美女. 法國(guó)人最后說(shuō)到:“把我送回法國(guó) 神仙把法國(guó)人送回國(guó)后問(wèn)中國(guó)人要什么. 中國(guó)人說(shuō):“先來(lái)瓶二鍋頭吧 神仙給了他.問(wèn)他第二個(gè)愿望是什么. 中國(guó)人說(shuō):再來(lái)一瓶二鍋頭 神仙問(wèn)他第三個(gè)愿望是什么. 中國(guó)人說(shuō):“我挺想法國(guó)人和美國(guó)人的,你把他們都弄回來(lái)吧 法國(guó)人和美國(guó)人氣的不得了,但又無(wú)可奈何,三個(gè)人只好繼續(xù)走 走著走著又看見(jiàn)一個(gè)瓶子,打開(kāi)塞子后又冒出一個(gè)人來(lái), 那個(gè)人說(shuō):“我是剛才那個(gè)神仙的徒弟,法力沒(méi)他高強(qiáng), 所以只能滿(mǎn)足你們每個(gè)人兩個(gè)愿望.“ 法國(guó)人和美國(guó)人合計(jì)合計(jì)認(rèn)為先讓中國(guó)人說(shuō)為好, 免得一會(huì)又被他弄回來(lái). 于是中國(guó)人說(shuō):“那就先來(lái)瓶二鍋頭吧.“ 神仙滿(mǎn)足了他的愿望. 法國(guó)人和美國(guó)人催促中國(guó)人趕快把第二個(gè)愿望說(shuō)出來(lái). 中國(guó)人喝完二鍋頭后不緊不慢地對(duì)神仙說(shuō):........ 行了,你可以走了 美國(guó)人和法國(guó)人氣呼呼的跟著中國(guó)人繼續(xù)跋涉,走著走著又看到一個(gè)瓶子, 打開(kāi)瓶塞后又飄出一個(gè)人來(lái),那個(gè)人說(shuō): “我是那個(gè)神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能滿(mǎn)足你們每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望
” 美國(guó)人急忙搶著說(shuō):“我再也不想見(jiàn)到那個(gè)中國(guó)人了。
”神仙說(shuō):“好的。
”, 然后轉(zhuǎn)頭問(wèn)法國(guó)人:“你的呢
”法國(guó)人急忙說(shuō):“我也不想見(jiàn)到那個(gè)中國(guó)人了。
” 神仙說(shuō):“好的。
”然后轉(zhuǎn)頭問(wèn)中國(guó)人:“你的呢
” 中國(guó)人說(shuō):“他們說(shuō)的都不算”。
于是乎美國(guó)人和法國(guó)人咬牙切齒的跟著中國(guó)人,走著走著又看到一個(gè)瓶子, 打開(kāi)瓶塞后又飄出一個(gè)人來(lái),那個(gè)人說(shuō):“我是那個(gè)神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能滿(mǎn)足你們?nèi)艘粋€(gè)愿望
”美國(guó)人和法國(guó)人異口同聲的小聲說(shuō):“那個(gè)中國(guó)人說(shuō)的什么都不算”。
那個(gè)人說(shuō):“好的”,于是乎轉(zhuǎn)頭問(wèn)中國(guó)人:“你想說(shuō)什么
” 那個(gè)中國(guó)人說(shuō):“讓他們都回各自的國(guó)家吧,別跟著我受罪。
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